Monthly Archives: July 2011

Can I have a Volunteer?

Its one of the most terrifying things an audience member can hear, whether you’ll be playing an assistants role in the show or being the butt of its jokes its going to be awkward. I don’t use any volunteers in … Continue reading

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Professional Mascot

In 2001 I decided to try a more unusual job so I answered an ad and became a professional mascot. Mascot work would usually involve me dressing up in a lime green unitard with floppy shoes and a big helmet … Continue reading

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Airplane Safety Guniea Pig

In 2001 I changed towns and professions, moving from Byron Bay to Melbourne and took up a casual position in product testing. Usually this would involve eating prototype biscuits and explaining how the texture of a cookie made me ‘feel’ … Continue reading

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